The menus

thin sliced russet potatoes / sea salt & vinegar seasoning / classic french onion dip

pull-apart braided brioche loaf / cheesy spinach artichoke

white truffle oil / lobster / dill / Meyer lemon aioli

Italian bread crumbs / Asiago cheese / ranch dressing

Thai marinated ground chicken / romaine lettuce cups / Thai peanut sauce / chili glaze / peanuts

5 each / mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

Kalamata olive / pine nut / pepperoncini / sun dried tomato / feta / lemon Dijon aioli

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated Asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / Asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

three classic mini burgers / grilled onions / ketchup / mayo / pickles & lettuce on the side

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

ancho braised short rib / Monterey jack cheese / onions / cilantro / consommé / jalapeño ranch

8 oz. handmade classic / olive oil bun / mayonnaise / tomato / lettuce / onion

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

chilled Dungeness crab / grilled sourdough bread / lettuce / cheddar cheese

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / BBQ sauce / onion ring

Maine lobster & rock shrimp salad / green leaf lettuce / butter griddled brioche bun

1/3 lb angus beef / American cheese / griddled onions / smoky "secret" sauce / lettuce / brioche bun

Pacific snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple-jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

dill battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

bacon-wrapped filet / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / crunchy french fries

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

saffron cardamom / traditional crème brulee / crumbled hazelnut / almond biscotti

Hoch's Family sorbet / fresh berries / honey granola / lemon zest

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / chocolate sprinkles / creme anglaise

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey’s hot fudge

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (housemade chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey’s hot fudge & whipped cream

Mug Root Beer / Hoch's Family vanilla bean / roller skates

Oreo / Reese’s / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Pomegranate Green / Passion Fruit Green / Darjeeling Black / Ginger Peach Black Decaf

pull apart braided brioche loaf / cheesy spinach artichoke

white truffle oil / lobster / dill / Meyer lemon aioli

ancho braised short rib / Monterey jack cheese / onions / cilantro / consommé / jalapeño ranch

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

Kalamata olive / pine nut / pepperoncini / sun dried tomatoes / feta / lemon Dijon aioli

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated Asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / Asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

Maine lobster and rock shrimp salad / green leaf lettuce / butter griddled brioche bun

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / BBQ sauce / onion ring

Pacific snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple-jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

seared chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basil risotto / steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate syrup

Dungeness crab risotto / sauteed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

lemon orzo with grilled vegetables / Kalamata cucumber salad

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

lemon feta orzo / broccolini / white wine-rosemary jus

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / red wine demi / garlic mashed potatoes

char-grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream

11 oz. lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashers

ancho braised short rib / bowtie pasta / manchego cheese sauce / black bean & corn salsa / avocado / jalapeño ranch

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccoli & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

saffron candied lemon / traditional crème brulee / crumbled hazelnut / almond biscotti

Hoch's Family sorbet / fresh berries / honey granola / lemon zest

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / chocolate sprinkles / creme anglaise

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

fresh berries / banana / granola / lavender honey / cantaloupe

feta fried eggs / Portuguese sausage / arugula / tomato / basil goat cheese aioli

toasted Thomas' English Muffins / Dungeness crab cakes / poached eggs / hollandaise / fresh fruit

grilled everything bagel / cream cheese / capers / pickled red onions / tomato cucumber salad

Rice Krispy buttermilk fried chicken breasts / bacon stuffed waffles / chipotle-blueberry syrup

fresh berries / butter / Log Cabin syrup

In honor of our 30th birthday - a double shot of El Dorado Rum 15 Year - may not be legal but twice the fun!

Kraken Black Spiced & Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Nut Rums - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer

Papa's Pilar Rum float. We've had one & hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor

Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are

Cruzan 151 AND Gosling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we' re not talking hours

Boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling

18 year old Flor de Cana fine rum - cana tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds

Why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree wih a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum & Captain Morgan

The Pyrat XO Reserve and his mate Cruzan Single Barrel were out for a float & you'll never guess who ended up on top

On Malibu Beach, share your woody with your date or others as you wish. Watch out, the sand is rough when horizontal

Feeling Short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet & touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby? Just the tip

Tahoe Blue Vodka & Don Julio Anejo will make ya feel the earth move. Tahoe earthquakes do that often & you do too in the morning...

Myers's and Cruzan 151 will keep you up all night - and remember - wear your protection.

Gosling's Black Seal 151 - 2 too many and you may blow a seal - but you've never gone home with an ugly one... right...

If you went to Cal you would have a pair. Black Bear Rum & 151 GO BEARS for the politically incorrect.

Raspberry Puree with Wet Woody, Malibu & 151 - ouch - the bite is not as bad as the sting.

Wet Woody and fresh cream - a long time favorite - Float Sailor Jerry and come with us - well help you dream...

Cruzan Black Strap adds flavor and fun - why not 2 - its better than 1. we'll whip one up for you...

AKA: S'Mac The Wife - Malibu Black with a 151 "Kicker"! Hurt? Only tomorrow and just a little.

With Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Rum floatin' on your woody - it may look like a red rocket - but it shrinks in the cold!

Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us TODAY's receipts from Bar of America & Sparks Water Bar showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a Wet Woody. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had a Wet Woody & a Cock-Tail? Show us yours & we'll show you ours. Have a cheap Wet Woody & shot of Our Own Patron – sleep well!

Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody

We offer two of Trader Vic's original Mai Tai's - Trader Vic's SF Original & the 1944 Old Way. We know the difference and you will too. We are proud to be the first friends licensed in the USA to serve them. It's mai tai roa áe.

As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado / Patron Citronge float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente

2 SHOTS of Patron Silver - Careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced

Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen / lemonade / fresh lemon / sugar rim

Effen Vodka / blue cheese stuffed olives / served up / Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Grey Goose L'Orange / Cointreau / cranberry / a lot of double talk

Double Talk... Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit / in with another

Tito's Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime. Want it in a really cool Tito's copper mug? $15 more and yours to keep - refreshing after a day on the strange

A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) & make them squeal

Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts

Bombay Sapphire / strawberry / fresh basil / fresh lime juice / Agave Nectar / shaken in a Hurricane. You'll feel a slight recoil

A hand-polished classic - three rums / tropical fruits / a splash of racing fuel

Can't stay up all night like you used to? Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua & watm Espresso served up to help you

Created under the Palapa Bar at Caliente (as were a lot of things) Our Own Patron & Patron Citronge infused with fresh fruit

Italy

California

Italy

Napa

Carneros

North Coast

Napa

Champagne

Champagne

Champagne

California

Napa

Monterey

Carneros

Sonoma

Russian River

Sonoma

Carneros

Sonoma

Napa

Carneros, half

Carneros

Napa

Sonoma

Marlborough

Napa

Napa

Sonoma

Sonoma

Willamette Valley

Sonoma

Cotes de Provence

Burgundy

California

Paso Robles

Paso Robles

Napa

Napa

Napa

Napa

Alexander Valley

Napa

Napa

Napa

Alexander Valley

Napa

Trailside Vineyard, Napa

Sonoma

Napa

Napa

Monterey

Fog Swept, Sonoma

Russian River

12 Clones, Santa Lucia Highlands

Tondre Vineyard, Santa Lucia

Carneros

Clark & Telephone, Santa Maria

Sonoma

Dundee Hills

Sonoma

California

Old Vine, Napa

Napa

El Dorado

Napa

Russian River

The Prisoner, Napa

Alexander Valley

Artistry, Napa

Napa

Justification, Paso Robles

Napa

Insignia, Napa

Served with a side of crayons

Garbroiled with cheese, and if you- wish, crispy bacon... Wishes $3 each

Nathan's Famous - Grilled. Add cheese if you'd like

Served hot & creamy with chopped bacon if you'd like

With organic creamy & your choice of strawberry or grape

Good old American with black forest ham on Texas toast

with Hershey's Fudge, Caramel or both

2-much 4-2 kids

refills are free

Vanilla, Strawberry, Hot Fudge or Peppermint Stick

with your choice of Oreo, Reese's, mango, strawberry, pineapple, banana or any combination